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low rise jeans for men::They have committed a crime against humanity!
Maybe i should use a few more exclamation marks to drive the point home!
Why, for the love of all that is sacred and holy, was this allowed to happen?
If there was no such thing as lowrise jeans for men in the first place, this tragic event would have never come to pass.
So i ask again, whose idea was it to make these buttcrack bearing jeans for the male species?
Women almost refuse to wear these things, men should be no different.
These lowrise jeans are not the first fashion nono to be created for guys.
And finally the velcrostrapped male sandal.
What are those things called?
Yeah, just say no!
And if you know anything about me, you know that is pretty damn bad!
You may as well have given up on life if you wake up, walk into your closet and reach for your beloved low riders out of reflex.
Because you my friend, are headed down a path that no one in their right minds would follow you down in order to bring you back to civilization.
Do us all a favor, get a private shopper.
Maybe a personal stylist.
Take her shopping with you.
She will tell you the truth, so ask her opinion before wearing anything questionable.
Clearly, there is no good answer to that question and that is how it should stay.
Brandi delancey lives in north carolina, where she is taking over the internets one website at a time.